Re: The Thread Where You Will Find Laughs. Lots of Laughs.

by **Shadoe Mayari** Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:29 am

My hands smell like Noodles and hamster crap.

by **Shadoe Mayari** Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:53 am

Some one-liners to start the year~

"Don't drink that or you'll be in Anime Land forever."

"Wanna go back to Japan? HEEYYYYLLLLL YEEEEESSSSSHHHH."

"HOLY SHIT EXPLOSIONS."

"This would work if we were in Texas!"

"Where is my right foot? I can't find it."

"It's procrastination. It's what we do."

by **Shadoe Mayari** Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:14 pm

My friend was walking to school one day. She walks under a streetlight, and then covers her eyes because the light hurt. And then a girl across the street was all, like, "HOLY SHIT, IT'S A VAMPIRE!" It does not help that my friend wears dark clothing, has dark reddish brown hair, and is extremely pale. And then the girl began to sing her own version of the Bed Intruder Song. "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands too because she's gonna kill them all."

by quackers are yummylicious Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:17 pm

Today, I walked back to my lunch table, only to be "assassinated" by my friend. He was hiding under the table, and jumped out at me, jabbing me in the stomach. It really tickled, and I screamed. I'm still not quite sure why it happened, but it seems like it might've been a dare.

by **Eebit** Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:43 pm

Description wrote:Read by the amazing Duke: www.youtube.com/user/DukeLovesYou

"gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode
she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whsipered 2 her corpse
"I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)
lik this if u crai evrytaim"

This thread's intelligence level was far too high, so I needed to bring it down a bit :>

by **Shadoe Mayari** Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:46 am

The Thread Where You Will Find Laughs. Lots of Laughs. - Page 3 Bazooka_homura

What? Bows? Swords? Tiaras? You gotta be kidding me.

by **Shadoe Mayari** Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:01 pm

by **Shadoe Mayari** Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:15 pm

After getting hit by a book:
"Holy sheets of paper!"

After getting hit by pizza slice:
"Holy shitake mushrooms!"

After getting hit by a rock:
"Holy schist!"

Is it hard for me to curse out loud? Yup. Meh

by **Rose Hathaway** Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:46 pm

Remember that guest that came on and signed in the guest book with the terrible grammar?

It was a joke pulled on me by my boss on Forum Hotel. I never would have guessed. lol!

by quackers are yummylicious Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:57 pm

Yesterday in Chinese class we were learning colors. Our teacher had the pinyin, characters, and circle of the color it meant on the screen.

It would've worked nicely, except for the one kid in our class of five who's colorblind.

by **Rose Hathaway** Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:08 pm

They have the most Canadian song ever on Just Dance 3.

by quackers are yummylicious Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:23 pm

I'm sure Ra, Time, and Danny would object to that. Neutral

/scarred for life

by **Rose Hathaway** Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:21 pm

I laughed so hard. You have to watch it all, and yes, you may call me the worst admin ever for this, but you know what? It's funny as hell.

by **Rose Hathaway** Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:17 pm

by **Shadoe Mayari** Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:23 am

"The Light Music Club is about having a piece of bread with jam in your mouth while running to school on the first day, only to find out you read your clock wrong. Also, it's about having a sponsor that wants to dress you up in moe/abnormal costumes. And also about having extravagant desserts every day. And I hope, that as you're reading this, my voice sounds like Morgan Freeman's. Or a Japanese schoolgirl. Preferably Morgan Freeman."

by **Shadoe Mayari** Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:09 pm

by **Creation of Pokerus** Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:48 pm

shadoe mayari wrote:1234 Thisisnota Street
Notthere, VA 65432
December 21, 2012

This is so old, but I'm gonna have to say...house number 404.

by quackers are yummylicious Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:08 pm

ALL ABOARD THE FAIL BOAT!

Seriously. I just about choked on a lollipop the other day. I was sitting down, still, and the damn thing was still attached to the stick. Yeah. T-T

by EmikoTsune Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:20 am

I appear to have an empathetic link with my friend's lunch card. She buys lunch for me, so I give her my card so she can also pay for me... She comes back and holds up her card and my card, asking me to select the one i think is mine. One out of six times, I picked my card. You see, I'm not "one with my lunch card', as my other friend would put it...

;

by **Shadoe Mayari** Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:43 pm

For all you Hetalia fans.

by EmikoTsune Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:01 am

So mom and I are really hardcore re-users, s\as shown in the following incident:

Best friend: *reads the label on the bag I was using to carry my books* DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BAG SAYS???? *starts laughing* U-u-nderwear...
Me: Er, yup... Just ig-
Best friend: HEY I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. *reads bag again and yells in Chinese because all the writing on it was in Chinese* "BUSINESS UNDERWEAR"
Other best friend + me: *burst out laughing*
Me: What are Earth are you insinuating?!
Best friend 2: You do know that when you give someone underwear as a present that it can imply *pauses for dramatic effect*
Best friend: Huh? ... OMG NO IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
Guy friend: *stares at us, shakes his head*

What follows is a slight hysteria:
Best friend: NONONONONONONONO
Me: *pats shoulder* It's okay for you to come out of the closet, figuratively~
Best friend: I AM NOT A LESBIAN.
Me: It's totally fine~
Best friend: Uuuuuuh. Never mind.

by **Shadoe Mayari** Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:13 am

Scenario: Rose is trying to upload a video on Youtube, but for some reason it won't work. She asks me and another friend, Dani, for help.
Dani: I dunno, go Google it.
Me: You need to change the file type.
Rose: I don't know how.
Me: -insert long explanation on how to change the file type and what formats YT accept-
Dani: ...I swear, Google is just you giving people answers.
Me:

Dani: GOOGLE, M'DEAR!

...And that is how I earned the nickname Google.

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