Start getting cozy with Mayari....

[Rose Hathaway]

I might die on Friday.



A bunch of fucks from another school want to shoot up my school. Reenact Columbine, know what I mean? They found blueprints and crap like that, and cops were crawling the place today. Dad won't let me stay home.

Mayari gets the site if things don't go well for me. If nothing happens... well, forget this ever happened!

[quackers are yummylicious]

If you're that worried about it, skip school.

[Rose Hathaway]

I can't! Mom and Dad will kill me slowly and more painfully if I do!

[quackers are yummylicious]

Find the nearest Kevlar?

[Rose Hathaway]

Don't know where to find it. D:

[quackers are yummylicious]

Locate all possible escape routes/hiding places in your classes?

[Rose Hathaway]

Good idea. Except one of my classes is on the second floor and the only way out that's quick is to jump.

[Eebit]

Bring a parachute!

[Creation of Pokerus]

Find a fat kid. /shotshotshotshotshot
But in all seriousness, go all Rambo on their asses. :V Get a pencil and kill them yourself. You have the right to, if they're attacking you. Though I think that's more on my style...you'd probably be scarred for life...though it's better than being dead. XP
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I'm such a sick fuck. :L

[Rose Hathaway]

Unless I pass out from the blood first.... stupid veso vagal syndrome.

[CodastertheDisaster]

Vesovagal syncopy? Breathe slowly. A friend of mine has it. Works for him.

So, on to the more pressing matters. If your school doesn't have metal detectors, smuggle a couple knives or something. If the ceiling panels can be pushed up, crawl up there. I happen to know that AC ducts can support my body weight. This being said I'm scrawny, but I know someone that was ~190 that hung from them before...this is all at my school though.

If there's a catwalk above the school auditorium, those are also great places to hide. I've got most of this shit figured out for my school...I'm paranoid x3

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