Re: Homestuck

[quackers are yummylicious]

I'm pretty happy with Virgo atm. Yay, chainsaw wielding zombies! Or at least, that's what I think is going on. @_@

[Rose Hathaway]

FUCK YOU, AQUARIUS!!!!

[quackers are yummylicious]

Eridan's still pretty funny. >_>

[Rose Hathaway]

Not really....

[Book the Hero]

More like really pathetic.

[quackers are yummylicious]

You guys are silly. Just 'cuz the character does something that you don't like doesn't mean that they're not a good character.

I like Vriska and Eridan, and they've done bad things. :L

[Book the Hero]

I disagree. You can dislike a character for doing bad things, like killing characters that you really liked. It's really a matter of opinion.

We are not being silly, we're being expressive of our opinions.

/shotforarguingoversomethingstupid

[quackers are yummylicious]

As far as I've seen, being dead doesn't matter too much in the Homestuck verse.

[Book the Hero]

Yeah, but I'm still allowed to hate Vriska with every fiber of my being.

[Espeonature]

Suvi; shainsaw wielding vamps

Yeah, I'm happy I'm a Virgoan too

I dislike Vriska and hate Eridan. I also like Karkat, Terezi and Kanaya. Tavros is adorable, Sollux is cool

[Rose Hathaway]

If Vriska wasn't such a bitch, I may have liked her. She can be kind of badass, and she's pretty in her own way. However, it's the fact she is such a bitch that is annoying the fuck out of me.

Tavros is my woobie. I've decided I totally would bang Karkat, and fuck I'd even bang Sollux. Terezi is the troll I most relate to (Lawyer girl bond!) and Kanaya is just cool. Eridan, I suppose I should like since he is my Aquarius boy, but all I'm seeing of him is that he's just a fucking asswipe.

[Book the Hero]

Aradia is pretty cool, what with me also being an Aries. Karkat is pretty awesome, and is my favorite character, and the character I identify with most. Vriska's a bitch, who deserved her fate, the same going for Eridan. Terezi is pretty funny. I find Kanaya a little bland, along with Feferi. Equius is okay, and Nepeta is adorable. Tavros is ok, as is Sollux, and Gamzee can be amusing at times.

[Masquerade]

I just have a quick question. Who else here did a complete playthrough of [S] Past Karkat: Wake up?

[Book the Hero]

I tried, a little bit difficult, though.

[Rose Hathaway]

I'm terrified of Gamzee now...
Feferi is pretty chill, it took me a bit to get used to her quirk, but I can read it now. Equius is meh, Nepeta is pretty chill and she has her moments as far as awesomeness. Aradia is also pretty awesome, and she's also pretty high up in my favorite characters.

[Masquerade]

If you want to know all the stuff, I can write a funny little guide for it~ Like, did you discover the wand pile and get Terezi's dragonsuit?

[Rose Hathaway]

DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMM Kanaya!!!
O.o Just took a total level in badassery.

[Book the Hero]

"They Wait"

They wait for he who would extinguish candles whilst fanning a fire.
They wait for she who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into dew.
They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land.
They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib.

[Masquerade]

Okay, apparently no one cares because it's in the past even though they might have missed out on funny shit. I'm writing a guide anyway!!! >8V

[Rose Hathaway]

I need to play through it, because I kind of skipped the gameplay part due to technical issues. But if you want to, go for it!

[Masquerade]

I'm going for it.

WHERE DOING THIS
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

[Rose Hathaway]

Zillyhoo...? Really, John? Really? I always knew your name was synonymous with "IDIOT."

[Book the Hero]

HEY!

1) Zillyhoo is awesome.

2) John is my first name.

[Masquerade]

[S] Past Karkat: Wake up. {Walkthrough by Masq}

~Playing as Karkat~

---Main Room

There are a lot of trolls to talk to, so get cracking.

*Talk with Sollux.

*Talk to Aradia. Then be Future Aradia. (There are no consequences to being Future trolls; most are just hilarious instances and then control returns to Karkat or whoever you're playing as at the moment.)

*Talk to Nepeta.

*Talk to Feferi.

*Talk to Equius.

*Talk to Gamzee. You will be presented with a choice to sleep in his horn pile. Selecting either >No or >Hell no will produce the same result, but >Hell no is more hilarious.

*Talk to Eridan.

*Talk to Kanaya.

*Talk to Tavros.

*Talk to Terezi. Then get the lowdown from her. (Don't become her just yet.)

*Talk to Vriska. (Don't become her just yet.)

Okay, now that you've talked to all the trolls, there are some things you can examine in the main room.

*Go to the top part of the room and examine the leftmost computer. Finish responding to Kanaya in
memo.

*Go to the red unicycle that's fairly obvious and examine it. Examine UNIREAL AIR for lulz.

*Go to the weird doll in the bottom right corner of the room and examine it. Examine host
plush.

*Go to the horn pile next to Gamzee and examine it. Examine pile of shitty horns.

*Go to the middle platform in the room and examine it. Transportalize.

---Connection Room

I'm just calling the place you get too after the Main Room the 'Connection Room' since it seems to be a main hub for transportalizing.

*Go to the chest on the left and open it.

*Go to the chest on the right and open it. (I'll leave the chest contents as a surprise.)

*Go to the platform to the north and transportalize.

---Private Quarters Hub

This room contains 13 transportalizers--one linking back to the Connection Room and 12 leading to each of the trolls' privater sector so to speak. You only get access to 3. So let's look at Karkat's.

*Go to the right and find the transportalizer that has Karkat's zodiac sign above it (Cancer.) Transportalize.

---Karkat's Sector (I)

*Proceed to the right and open all the chests along the way. There should be a total of 8 chests.

*At the end of the hall is a transportalizer. Use it.

---Karkat's Sector (II)

*Head straight north and open the chest you see. It's in the top left corner for reference.

*Examine the stuff right next to the equipment. There will be a similar set of green tubes and stuff on the other side. They say the same thing when you examine them, along with the transportalizer-like platform between them. They are all 'the equipment.'

*Examine the chest in the top right corner and open it.

*Now, go to the big circle in the middle of the room where the little blue light is and examine. Select So many horrible memories for Past Karkat... It'll ask if you want to be Past Karkat. Choose Yes. Enjoy what you see. You'll automatically go back to being the present Karkat (kinda?) after it's over.

*Head back to the only working tranportalizer in the room and return to Karkat's Sector (I), then go all the way back to the left transportalizer to return to the Privater Quarters Hub after which you can tranportalize back to the Connection Room.

---Connection Room

*Head to the southernmost transportalizer and use it.

---Stairs Room

Technically, there are a lot of stairs in other areas, but this is the only obscurely placed area with a ton of stairs, so that's what I'm calling it.

*Examine and open the chest nearest the teleporter.

*Head down the stairs. Open the first chest you see.

*Head down the second flight of stairs. At the bottom should be a wounded Tavros (only after being Vriska and having her talk to Tavros.) Talk to him for lulz. Also open the two chests near him.

*Head south down the third flight of stairs, and then to the left. Nab the chest in the bottom left corner.

*Head north and down the final flight of stairs. Open the chest, then use the transportalizer.

---Jarred Monster Room

I think the name of this room speaks for itself, especially when you go inside and look around.

*Walk up to the jarred stuff and examine. Select Examine monstrosities. Should be the same result no matter which jar you examine.

*Open the chest in the bottom right corner.

*Head to the top right corner and use the transportalizer. It'll return you to the Main Room.

---Main Room

*Head over to Terezi. Be Terezi.

~Playing as Terezi~

Okay, now that you're Terezi, expect different outcomes by talking to the trolls, so you will need to talk to all of them again.

*Talk to Karkat.

*Talk to Sollux.

*Talk to Feferi.

*Talk to Aradia. (Make sure you talk to Feferi first so what she says makes sense.)

*Talk to Nepeta.

*Talk to Equius.

*Talk to Tavros.

*Talk to Gamzee.

*Talk to Eridan.

*Talk to Kanaya. Then, Be Future Kanaya.

*Talk to Vriska. (Don't become her just yet.)

Don't bother examining the items again. They say the same thing.

*Transportalize to the Connection Room.

---Connection Room

*Transportalize to the Private Quarters Hub.

---Private Quarters Hub

*Go to the transportalizer with Terezi's zodiac sign and transportalize.

---Terezi's Sector (I)

*Head right, and then north to find a chest. Open it.

*Go back to the transportalizer, and then head left. Go up the shitload of stairs until you reach the transportalizer at the very top. Use it.

(Don't worry about the chests right now; you'll be able to get those momentarily.)

---Terezi's Sector: Puzzle Room

*Examine the first jarred thing you come across, but do it carefully. You discover that this is a puzzle.

*Go north through the room pushing the jarred things into the obvious spots they're supposed to go in. A door opens at the very north end of the room.

*Go up the stairs.

---Terezi's Sector (II)

*Head straight to the computer and unlock the doors.

*Head into the first entrance and use the transportalizer in the next room. It'll take you to TS
(I). Open the chests there and transportalize back to TS(II).

*Continue right and open the next chest you see.

*Head into the second room and use the transportalizer in there. It also takes you back to TS(I). Again, open all the chests and transportalize back to TS(II).

*Continue right and open the next chest you see. Should be right next to the second entrance.

*Head into the third and final room and use the transportalizer. More chests. Get back to TS(II).

*Head south and open the first chest you come across. I won't reveal what is down here...

*Keep going left and open the next chest you come across.

*Use the transportalizer at the end of the area.

---Rooftop

Yep. Self-explanatory.

*Approach the smelloscope. Take a whiff.

*Go to the open chest with the blue light in it. Examine chest. It'll ask if you want to be Future Terezi. Choose yes.

*Approach the smelloscope again. Take a whiff.

*Go to the chest and obtain your...I won't say. But it's hilarious.

*Transportalize back to TS(II).

---Terezi's Sector (II)

*Essentially, head back to the Puzzle Room, then TS(I). Pay attention to the walls and stuff right outside the transportalizer leading to the Rooftop. You'll notice some things have changed.

*Open any non-opened chests you come across. They'll be in the same locations as they were last time, but they should have new stuff in them.

*Examine the computer that you used to open the doors last time. trolololol

---Private Quarters Hub

*As Future Terezi, you should find Nepeta in the Private Quarters Hub next to the transportalizer leading to the Connection Room.

*Talk to Nepeta.

*Follow Nepeta offscreen to the left. It's actually a hidden room.

*Talk to Nepeta.

*Open the chest.

*Approach the colorful pile in the middle of the room. Select Examine pile of shitty wands. It'll ask if you want to take a nap in the pile. Select Yes. It'll ask you if you're sure. Select Yes. Enjoy.

*Transportalize back to the Connection Room. It'll ask you if you want to be Past Terezi. Choose Yes.

---Connection Room

*Transportalize to the Main Room.

---Main Room

*Approach Vriska. Be Vriska.

~Playing as Vriska~

Once again, now that you're a different person, all the trolls should react differently, so let's get talking.

*Talk to Sollux.

*Talk to Aradia.

*Talk to Feferi.

*Talk to Nepeta.

*Talk to Karkat.

*Talk to Tavros. (This sends him off to the Stair Room where you'll later be able to talk to him as Karkat, Terezi, or Vriska.)

*Talk to Equius.

*Talk to Gamzee.

*Talk to Terezi.

*Talk to Kanaya.

*Talk to Eridan. Then, Be Future Eridan.

*Transportalize to the Connection Room, and then to the Private Quarters Hub.

---Private Quarters Hub

*Approach the transportalizer with Vriska's zodiac symbol and use it.

---Vriska's Sector (I)

*Open the chest that should be clearly visible on your screen.

*Head down the stairs into the next area.

---Vriska's Sector (II)

*Go south and to the right. There should be a chest near the stairs. Open it.

*Head back to the base of the stairs, then go left until you see the machine with the monitors. Examine equipment.

*Continue heading left from there and you should come across another chest. Open it.

*Head south just a bit and examine the large container in the middle of the room. Select Examine huge broken container.

*From that standpoint, you should see another chest to the left and north of you. Approach it and open it.

*There will be more equipment to examine next to that chest. Do so.

*Next to that equipment is the transportalizer. Use it.

---Vriska Sector (III)

*Head north until you see the huge monster. Examine it. Select Who's this douche bag.

*Enter the boss fight. Choose Aggress first. Then choose Steal when you get the next chance.

*Head north into the next area.

---Vriska Sector (IV)

*Head north and open the chest.

*Examine the computer to the right and Open Doors.

*Proceed through the opened door.

---Vriska Sector (V)

*Approach the enormous shitload of money. Examine it.

*There are four chests in the bottom left corner of the room. Open them all.

*Examine the computer in the top left part of the room. Choose Unlock door. It'll ask if you want to Be Future Vriska. Choose Yes.

*Examine the random trace amounts of money littering the place. The selection should be 'Examine former boondollar pile.'

*Return to the computer. Select Unlock door. Proceed north into the next and final area.

---Vriska Sector (VI)

*Open the only two chests in the room.

*Examine the stuff on the northern wall. You'll know what I mean when you see it...

From this point, you can return to Vriska Sector (IV) and it will ask you if you want to be Past Vriska.
Select Yes. You have pretty much done everything that I've uncovered. You can head back to the Main Room and Be Karkat and Be Terezi, having each talk to Tavros who is in the Stair Room now. Other than that, you're free to proceed to "John: Connect to Jade" when you're ready.

Hope this was helpful~

[Rose Hathaway]

That was.... really fast. Damn.

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