Re: SBURB: A Homestuck RP

[MrMissMrs Random]

NV: Not much. Just some... interesting developments with Joey and Jane with it...

Amber raised an eyebrow at the fluffy comment, but decided to go along with it.

NV: I'm all ears.

[CodastertheDisaster]

XA: There's this little white rabbit without any noticeable facial features that apparently loves to stalk me. It fuckin' teleports in my room and does whatever it wants.
XA: Last week it shit all over my knife stuff
XA: It's sleeping on my bed now.
XA: God I hate it.

[Book the Hero]

DH: Yeah, yesterday, it stole my bowl of popcorn.
DH: Anyways, I'm just waiting for Jane to respond.

[MrMissMrs Random]

Once the game booted Amber got an idea.

NV: Want to see if I can get rid of Fluffy the Terrible?

[CodastertheDisaster]

XA: Stole your popcorn? That's heresy!
XA: Maybe it'll be of some use in the game. I'm pretty sure it'll go psycho on something if it takes my bed.


The server was almost done downloading at this point.


XA: I'd like to say yes, but at the same time this sounds like something I'm going to regret later.

[MrMissMrs Random]

NV: Never know until you try.

[CodastertheDisaster]

XA: Maybe after I get Joey in the game.
XA: speaking of which, how much do you have downloaded?

[Book the Hero]

DH: Yeah...
DH: But, there was also this time it teleported in with this brick of solid gold.
DH: I'm kinda afraid of where it got it from.

[MrMissMrs Random]

Amber checked.

NV: Um... I see an insignia of sorts, it's around 75% loaded.

[CodastertheDisaster]

Joey:

XA: Hm. I sure hope he doesn't decide to suddenly become a hostile factor.
XA: Any progress with Jane?


Amber:

XA: Ah...
XA: I've almost got the server program up. I think I'm going to bring Joey in once he gets Jane set up.

[Book the Hero]

DH: Still waiting for her to respond.

[Rose Hathaway]

FlyingFlynn: This is weird. WTF.

[Book the Hero]

DH: Honestly Jane, this isn't the weirdest thing I have seen.
DH: Hmm...it appears I have to deploy a few things into your house, before we continue.

[Rose Hathaway]

FlyingFlynn: Deploy WHAT?

[Book the Hero]

DH: These strange machine things...I think their important for playing the game.

[Rose Hathaway]

FlyingFlynn: If they kill me, I will kill you back.

[Book the Hero]

DH: Deal.

Joey proceeds to deploy the Cruxtruder, Alchemiter, and Totem Lathe in Jane's living room, before deploying the punched card right next to Jane's computer.

DH: Hey, apparently I have access to something called Build Grist.

[Rose Hathaway]

FlyingFlynn: Build Grist?

[Book the Hero]

DH: Just head down to the living room, and check out the machines. I'm going to look up a GameFaq for the game.

[Rose Hathaway]

FlyingFlynn: Alright.

Jane stood up, grabbed the punch card, and went downstairs to look at the machines. She wasn't a hundred percent sure what she was looking for now, but there were three machines in her living room.

[Book the Hero]

OOC: Here is a link to each of the machines, and what they look like:

http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Cruxtruder
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Totem_Lathe
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Alchemiter

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DH: Ok, apparently, your spose to open the hatch of the Cruxtruder, and something called a Kernelsprite will come out.
DH: These Faqs are really hard to read. It seems like the writers wrote them in great haste.

[Rose Hathaway]

Jane felt her cell phone buzz with her Pesterchum notifications. She was glad she had it on her phone. She walked over to what she thought was Cruxtruder and opened it. Sure enough, out came a Kernelsprite.

FlyingFlynn (mobile): Alright, what do I do with it?

[Book the Hero]

On the Cruxtruder, a small countdown suddenly appeared:

7:15

7:14...

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DH: That doesn't look good.
DH: Um, apparently, you're spose to prototype it with something.

[Rose Hathaway]

FlyingFlynn (mobile): The Punch Card? The Kernel Sprite? IS THIS THING A BOMB?!

[Book the Hero]

DH: Calm down, the faqs say to prototype the Kernelsprite before doing anything else.

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